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Miami drops — August 7th

Date night,
finally done
right.

Themed charcuterie boards delivered every Friday — two new drops every week, curated for the vibe.

"f*ck flowers, get her charcuterie."

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Fresh Every Drop Never pre-made
Friday Delivery Pickup or delivered
Feeds 2–4 Date night ready
Drop 001 · August 7th

Two boards. Infinite vibes.

Every Thursday we drop two new themed boards. Order by midnight the following Wednesday — delivered to you Friday.

Board A
Hot Girl Summer
Feeds 2–4 people
SPICY BRINY BOLD
$55.99 $69.99
20% off — waitlist members only
Prosciutto Calabrese Brie Jalapeño Jack Garlic & Herb Spread Spicy Pecans Hot Honey Almonds Hot Honey Chili Fig Jam Castelvetrano Olives Cornichons Strawberries Figs Aztec Chocolate
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Board B
The Dubai Board
Feeds 2–4 people
RICH DECADENT TIKTOK MADE ME DO IT
$55.99 $69.99
20% off — waitlist members only
Prosciutto Brie Manchego Pistachio Crusted Honey Goat Cheese Strawberry Fig Jam Pistachio Butter Pistachios Dark Choc Coated Pistachios Honey Dark Choc Pistachio Toffee
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Build your own
Custom Box
Feeds 2–4 people
everything you want,
nothing you don't.
$55.99 $69.99
20% off — waitlist members only
Your meats Your cheeses Your spreads Your sweets Your extras Your rules
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How it works

Three steps to the perfect night.

01
See the drop

Two new themed boards every Thursday — or build your own. Pick your vibe.

Every Thursday
02
Order by Wednesday

Midnight ET cutoff the following Wednesday. Boards are limited — don't sleep on it.

Midnight cutoff
03
Friday, it arrives

Pickup or delivery across Miami. Pour a drink. The night is yours.

Friday delivery
New — Custom Box

Your taste.
Your rules.
Your box.

Not feeling the weekly theme? Build your own Perfect Bite box with exactly what you love — nothing else.

Build your Perfect Bite

Choose your meats, cheeses, accoutrements, and extras. We handle the rest.

Charcuterie Pick your meats
Cheese Pick your cheeses
Accoutrements Honey, jams, pickles
Extras Crackers, fruit, nuts

Waitlist members get first access to the custom box builder at launch.

"The most romantic thing
they've ever done."

— someone's very lucky person

"This is what date night
was supposed to feel like."

— you, this Friday

Got questions?

Where do you deliver?
We're Miami-based and delivering across the Miami area starting August. More zones coming soon — join the waitlist and we'll let you know when we reach you.
How does the weekly drop work?
Every Thursday we reveal two new themed boards. You have until midnight ET the following Wednesday to place your order. Your board is then delivered or ready for pickup on Friday. Boards are limited per drop — order early.
How many people does a board feed?
Every board feeds 2–4 people comfortably — perfect for a date night, a small gathering, or an elevated night in. Grab both boards for a bigger crowd.
What's the custom box?
Not feeling the weekly theme? Build your own box with exactly the meats, cheeses, spreads, and extras you love — nothing you don't want. Available at launch for waitlist members first.
How do I get the 20% discount?
Join the waitlist above before August 7th. Your discount is automatically applied to your first order at launch. This offer is for waitlist members only and won't be available after we go live.
Is pickup available?
Yes — you can choose pickup or delivery at checkout. Pickup location details will be shared with waitlist members before launch.

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